10.I got robbed by a boy who literally looked like a pickle. Picture a pickle, now picture the pickle wearing bad clothes and coming from Pennsylvania. If you ever see him in real life ask him for my 350 Euro back!
9. I found a wild hedgehog in Prague (no it wasn't Sonic) just lazily napping in the middle of the street. I picked him up out of the road at 3am and led him to safety. It's not often you get to be heroic at 3am in a foreign country.
8. I went to a private party for a bunch of high schoolers in Italy. We met the DJ and got free bottle service. I love free things, high schoolers and Italians....sick deal.
7. I got to hear someone say (in complete seriousness) the sentence "I lost my virginity to someone I believe is guilty of murder." To this day, one of the best sentences I have ever heard.
6. I was asked what "popular people were like" To this day, one of the best questions I have ever heard.
5. I got publicly molested in the middle of the day in the city center of Nice. I mean sure I felt violated, but it is a great conversation piece/hilarious memory so I won't complain.
4. I swung dance to African Music in a Czech Republic dive bar made completely out of car parts. Thank god I paid attention in 4th grade gym class.
3. I met Daniel Radcliffe at a pub in Cork, Ireland. He was just hanging out and was completely ok with the fact that I came up to him looking like a crazed meth addict trying to shake his hand. If that's not a trooper, than I don't know what is.
2. I saw a gypsy family beat the shit out of each other in my train cabin while their dog ran around and sat on everybody's lap. I mean, on occasion, I have been known to make a situation awkward but beating your wife is definitely the best way to make everyone in a room feel extremely uncomfortable. Are you supposed to look away? Step in? Pick a side? I guess bitches just best behave....
1. Having a strange man lick my friends neck and give her free hash. I didn't even know people still smoked hash! weird!
All the more reason to leave your comfort zone!
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