Born this way...

You know how in America when people ask you what you are and you list every country in the world, followed by an itty bitty percent? That annoys everyone else in the entire world. So I am going to do it now:

I am

25% Irish

12.5% Italian

12.5% Ukrainian

10% German

10% Scottish (like, 300 years ago)

10% Norwegian (like, 400 years ago)

Sometimes I say that I'm 10% French just to sound cultured

and 10% Dutch, even though my mom is adopted.

Actually probably none of that is true, but that's what us Dennison's say to anyone who asks, even though in reality it's more like:

50% Missourian

and

50% Long Islandian

But that's a horrible combination.

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