Sometimes you just have to indulge, it's good for your mental health and your mood. Trust me, I'm an expert. So here are my,
top ten (un)guilty pleasures:
10. Sleep. I loveeeeee to sleep. It literally may just be my favorite thing in the entire world. Some people think sleep means you are lazy, but those people suck and are probably always tired. All this "I'll sleep when I'm dead" shit is played out. If I get less than 9 hours I am the worst person in the entire world. I could try and fight it but then I would be cheating myself and those who come into contact with me. Moral of the story is: Sleep when you want.
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9. Swearing. I have a mouth that would make a sailor blush. I didn't swear until I went co college because I thought it was "bad." Then I realized "bad" is getting into fights and doing coke, there is nothing wrong with dropping a four letter word. Yesterday, while skyping my father, he informed me that I said "shit" too much in my writing, well I call shananighans on that. Shit is just another word like, it's not my fault that it's one of my favorites.
8. Junk TV. How good is junk TV when you are hungover, it's sunday, and you have a bag of cadbury buttons? It's the best, the trashier then better is my personal philosophy when it comes to TV. Keeping up with the Kardashians? Toddlers in Tiaras? Hoarders? Bring it on, bring it ALL on.
7. Leopard print. I love fur, I love leopard, I love having a few things that scream white trash. If I see leopard print I just automatically get happy. I don't care that I don't need leopard gloves, they exist, and they make me happy so damn straight I'm going to buy them. Next stop: Leopard shoes!
6. Diet coke. Diet coke is so bad for you. You really shouldn't drink that, it's full of chemicals, it just rots your insides blah blah blah. People hate on diet coke like it's concentrated evil, but I love it and I need it. I grew up on it and at home I have a 6 a-day habit. I don't smoke, I don't do drugs, I don't cut, so can a girl have the occasional vice pah-leassse?
5. Shitty books. I love Harry Potter and you know what, I have read all the Twilight books, twice. I know they don't make me smarter or better and I understand that Edward is not real, but come one, they are fun. You can turn your nose up at these poor attempts at literary genius, but they are essentially chocolate for the heart.
4. Facebook. Everyone pretends they are "so over" facebook, and yes it does pretty much ruin friendships, relationships, it chips away at your mental health, and it makes stalking far too easy, but the thing is, it's great. Human nature makes us nosey, let's just embrace it and go full throttle. Besides, how good was The Social Network?
3. Going out to eat. Cooking is cool, it's smart, it's better for the world in general. I get that, but I don't really care because at the end of the day, I love going out to dinner/lunch/breakfast anything really. Going out to eat is the quickest way to get to my heart. When other people make your food it just magically tastes better, case closed.
2. Bad music. Yea, The Cure is great, I can get behind Arcade Fire, and I mean Queen is Queen! But put on some Fergie or Ke$ha, hell even Katy Perry and you are dead inside if it doesn't get your blood pumping. Sometimes bad music is the best. Just throw on some top 40 tunes, go in your room and start dancing and prancing around like you just don't care. If it's not the "most" you better check your pulse.
1. Fast food. I love the fat, the chemicals, and I even enjoy the headache and the inevitable fatty food coma you fall into afterwards. I went to subway this past Saturday and it was so good I could have written an epic poem about it. It's not always about what's nourishing for your body, sometime's it's all about your soul, and sometimes your soul just needs a Big Mac.
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