75 ways to stay happy forever

so I read this article about how to stay unhappy forever. It was pretty basic, you know don't judge people, don't be mean to yourself ect. ect. I agreed with the entire list but since I can't steal other people's work and I spent an entire day listening to the Black Eyed Peas (totally puts me in a good mood) I'm going to tell you 75 ways to stay happy forever. Ed note: It's pretty much girl centric because I don't know what boys do....ummm I guess watch sports and get laid?

1. Get your nails done

2. Get your hair done

3. Watch trash TV

4. Buy trash magazines

5. Bagels

6. French fries

7. Cut out unnecessary people

8. Learn to be your own best friend

9. Get along with your family

10. Learn how to make a pie, I think only apple counts though

11. Do yoga

12. Drink water

13. Drink diet coke

14. Go on fabulous vacations

15. Go to the seaside once a year

16. Be scared

17. Be nostalgic

18. Wear makeup

19. Don't wear makeup

20. Wash your face at night

21. Buy new shoes

22. Watch chick flicks

23. Read an awesome book

24. Stalk David Sedaris

25. Climb a tree

26. Go sit in the woods

27. Get off facebook

28. Lose the smart phone

29. Imagine having a conversation with Spencer Pratt

30. Don't hate someone because of politics

31. Don't hate someone unless they fuck you over

32. Burrow

33. Mellow

34. Listen to the Black Eyed Peas

35. Have a really good beer with lunch

36. Take a bath

37. Pet a dog

38. Spoon a dog

39. Catch up with an old school homeboy

40. Buy candles

41. Drink coffee outside

42. Be alone

43. Go to a party

44. Work your ass off

45. Give to charity

46. Watch the news

47. Go to a museum alone

48. Buy chocolate

49. Buy chips

50. Know that you are cooler than everybody else

51. Read Lesley Arfin

52. Listen to sad songs and look out a window

53. Go swimming

54. Go tanning

55. Drink wine alone

56. Gossip

57. Stalk people from high school on facebook, ew can't believe she got pregnant

58. Sit in a corner

59. Cook a meal

60. Buy a lollypop

61. Say lollypop

62. Dance

63. Go to a carnival

64. Eat salt water taffy

65. Talk to your mom

66. Eat kraft mac and cheese

67. Buy new socks

68. Buy new sheets

69. Go hiking

70. Buy a new necklace

71. Do laundry

72. Wink at a stranger

73. Scream when you need to

74. Understand it's ok that you don't like radiohead or sonic youth

75. Be selfish