Wish you had more water and less gin the night before.
Eat eggs because you read somewhere that eggs help combat hangovers.
They don't.
Get ready for happy hour.
Move slowly, like you're being asked to fight a dragon with a fatal wound.
Meet your fabulous friend at the pub.
Immediately remember why you agreed to this the night after a party.
Start off right, long island iced tea.
Switch to wine.
Talk about Barbies and being 13. She really did have amazing shoes.
Get drunk.
Talk about boys.
Get drunker.
Move to a new bar, you're too embarrassed to order another bottle of wine at this one.
Order another bottle of wine.
Act stupid but talk about how you're really both smart.
New bar, need to dance.
Tequila.
Joke dancing with Persian men.
More joke dancing.
Annoy everyone within a 5 foot radius.
More tequila.
Hit on bartender.
Fail miserably.
Too drunk.
Run out and decide you really need a Kebab.
Buy one, with LOTS of ketchup.
Stumble home.
Drunk facebook/skype.
Eat your Kebab in a hot bath.
It doesn't get any better than that.
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