10. Donnie Darko- When I was 16 and I was trying to be an emo Princess, I had to watch this movie in order to fit in. It was one of those movies that the entire scene liked, like Rocky Horror Picture show and Empire Records, but Donnie Darko was horrible. The few times I tried to express my dislike for it I was told that I "just didn't get it." Not wanting to appear dumb, I pretended I liked this hot mess of a movie. 5 years later and far away from my emo past, I can now safely say, this movie was shit.
9. Vampire Weekend- I understand the merits of Vampire Weekend. I understand that they are good, I understand that they are talented, and a bit kooky. I understand all of this, nevertheless, I still can't stand them. I hope they are happy and sell millions of records, but they won't be on my ipod anytime soon.
8. Glee- Everyone who watches Glee says it's so good, the songs are so good, the plot is so good. I will admit that the music is good, you got me there, but the politically correct moral-ness of it is just a little bit too much for me. Full of life lessons, it makes 90210 look groundbreaking and edgy.
7. Juice- I just don't like juice, I don't know why, It just grosses me out.
6. Leonardo Dicaprio- Yes, I loved him in Romeo and Juliet and Titanic. He was great and handsome and everything else you want your male protagonist to be, but then he started getting older and driving a battery operated car. This was soon followed by him preaching to the entire American public about lightbulbs and organic farming. Not to mention, now he has a moon face. You were hot Leo, wasn't that enough? P.S. inception gave me a headache.
5. Tea- Coffee vs tea, easy fight.
4. Peanut Butter- When I was 3 I went to daycare. One day they gave us peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I bit into mine and pulled out the biggest, grossest, chuck of grape jelly. After that incident, I couldn't even look at peanut butter or jelly for 10 years, unless of course it was in a peanut butter cup.
3. Dave Matthews- I grew up in the suburbs of upstate New York where liking Dave Matthews and going to his shows was the law of the land. I'm sorry, but his music makes me cringe/fall asleep and I can get drunk in a field on my own time. I don't own Birkenstocks, or a hemp necklace and I hate driving all the way to Darien Lake. Sorry Dave, I'm just not a fan.
2. Pot- Yes I get it. Hell, I've even been to Amsterdam, but the fact of the matter is, I like to drink. Besides, stoners actually begin to sound dumber after a year or two of habit. Livers can regenerate, braincells can't. I'll stick to my vice, thank you very much.
1. Chelsea Handler- I used to love her. I used to think she was my girl. The fact of the matter is, she is 35 and her entire stand-up routine revolves around being a drunk slut. She is also a community college drop-out who likes to get political, gag me. I've also heard her use the same joke on 4 different occasions (2 stand-up shows, her TV show, and her book). Sorry Chels, you were great, but then the novelty wore off and you became this year's Dane Cook.
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