5. The Craft- This movie is a classic. It was chick power all the way and it took mean girls and queen bees to another level. Not to mention it actually scared the shit out of me and had a very moral ending.
Driver: Watch out for the weirdos, girls.
Nancy: We are the weirdos, mister. 
4. Mean Girls- Obviously Mean Girls is on the list. It was fantastically written, well acted, and so spot on, it kind of made you feel awkward watching it as a teenage girl. Easily one of the most quotable movies of the last decade. Regina was epic.
Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
3. Jennifer's Body- This movie was tragically overlooked. The powers at be marketed it horribly, but really this is one of the funniest movies I have seen in recent years. It even made me like Meghan Fox. Plus, can Diablo Cody really go wrong? She is the voice of modern girls.
Needy Lesnicky: You know what? You were never really a good friend. Even when we were little, you used to steal my toys and pour lemonade on my bed.Jennifer Check: And now, I'm eating your boyfriend. See? At least I'm consistent.
2. Clueless- I mean come on, what girl doesn't love Clueless. Cher is funny, pretty, and manages to be both witty and naive. Not to mention her amazing closet, her knee socks, and Paul Rudd. This movie is the bible for 15 year old girls and it never gets old.
Cher: Sometimes you have to show a little skin. This reminds boys of being naked, and then they think of sex.
1. Heathers- There are no words to describe how amazing this movie is. Every line is a gem and I am actually struggling which quote to use. So instead of me trying to describe it, I am just going to list a ton of quotes.
Heather Chandler: Grow up Heather, bulimia's so '87.
Heather Duke: Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?
Veronica Sawyer: Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.
Veronica Sawyer: [writing in diary] Betty Finn was a true friend and I sold her out for a bunch of Swatch dogs and Diet Coke heads. Killing Heather would be like offing the wicked witch of the west... wait east. West! God! I sound like a fucking psycho.
Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary: Heather told me she teaches people "real life." She said, real life sucks losers dry. You want to fuck with the eagles, you have to learn to fly. I said, so, you teach people how to spread their wings and fly? She said, yes. I said, you're beautiful.
Heather Chandler: You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
Veronica Sawyer: Dear Diary, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count.
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