Topanga

Topanga, Topanga, Topanga.

I was recently reading an article about the 90's and in it they claimed that Topanga and Corey had the best relationship ever. If you don't know who Topanga and Corey are then just stop reading right now because this blog won't make any sense to you.

Ok so the famous relationship between Topanga and Corey, the relationship that was supposed to be what all kids who grew up in the 90's aspired to attain. Solid as a rock. They had so much fun and got married while they were still in College, I mean what could be better.

Well for starters, Corey cheated on Topanga twice. TWICE. I mean sure, that seems insignificant over the course of 10 seasons, but that is still enough to count. Especially since Topanga was way hotter than Corey, I mean what was he thinking? But fairplay, one of those girls was Lindsay Weir, credit where credit's due.

Ok here's another thing. At the end of the series Corey goes on and on about him and Topango have been dating since they were on the playground. Not true, Corey used to be a dick to her, see seasons 1 and 2. Fuck you Corey, you damn bully.

Not to mention the fact that they got married IN college. IN college. You know what I was doing in college? neither do I because I was binge drinking with my friends and not thinking about marriage.

Topanga also gave up going to Duke to be with loser Corey because he only got into a state school. Corey was dumber than her, she should have owned that, gone away to school, met a med. student and pursued these greener, richer, more intellectually compatible pastures.

I'm about to sound shallow but Topanga also got fat after they said I Do. I mean, she was only 20, what will she look like after the baby?

Totally dysfunctional. I mean they were the lame, boring, suburban version of Sid and Nancy.

You want a good 90's TV relationship to look up to? Buffy and Angel...hardcore all the way.