That being said, I just want to let you all in on a little secret. As you all may or may not know, I am terrified of flying. But this time I was cool, calm and collected and do you want to know why?
Gin. Drink lots and lots of gin before you get on a plane. Drink so much you pass out during take off. I swear, it's like you have no anxiety at all.
I mean obviously, when you wake up from your drunken stupor you're hungover and confused but it is better than having a panic attack while sitting next to a guy who can't speak English. My sister says scotch does the same thing, but to be honest, scotch usually makes me very mellow and thoughtful. Gin just makes me laugh until I fall asleep. Much better if you ask me.
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